considered going to the g20 protests and pointed to the sky every time a helicopter flew overhead
collected poison berries which can be fed to demons or witches and also stain shirts
found a Haigh’s sticker on the oval where we played soccer
took photos of ourselves through the art gallery’s water wall and marvelled at how stunningly creative, original and ingenious we are in all that we do, because goodness me whoever else could have thought of doing this creative, original thing
walked a bit more
rolled down a lot of hills
and got home just in time to find that not quite all of the worms had died in the heat.
Oh god! You were in Melbourne and didn’t say anything, bad cat!
There is probably a perfectly good excuse, but I’m still sad.
Me too.
Sniff.
Tsk! Tsk!
We have very good child friendly pubs here. There is no excuse.
Only joking, know you were probably having trouble fitting everything in, anyway.
Only next time, we will hunt you down and smack you…
Very nice of you(se) to say…but really it was something more of a trip than a holiday.