The problem with you is not so much that sometimes you are awesome and other times you are stoopid, but more that you don’t seem to give much warning about which you are going to be from one minute to the next.
It is true that I am easily bored, and that I let you know this often, but for maybe…I dunno…one week, or maybe even two, please could you be a little predictable. By which I mean, no surprises.
Unless they’re awesome surprises in which case I guess you should send them without delay.
But let me make it clear when I say awesome, I don’t mean stoopid surprises dressed in awesomeness.
Thank you life.