Walking into Rango, knowing nothing more about it than that the kids want to see it and it stars Johnny Depp is like picking up your drink thinking you are having lemonade only to find that you are drinking soda water.
Once you have adjusted, you will realise the treat is not sweet as you were expecting, but it is something better. You are left, not with a sweet cloying in the back of your throat, but a bubbling sharpness and a single thought. I am more alive than I used to be.
I bet that’s what it’s like having an actual relationship with Johnny Depp (in relation, I mean, to the relationship I do have with him which is limited to simply repeating, ‘oh, yes, Johnny Depp’ everytime someone mentions his name and then trying to look like I still care what the other person is saying). And don’t I wish I had the chance to take that ‘I bet’ from the realms of speculation into lived experience.
I liked Rango. I think it forced us to concentrate on his vocal range.
Which I was happy to do.
So, not a date movie then?
heh, no.
Mmmmmmmmmm, Johnny Depp.
Indeed. (Nice to have you around again, btw, Ali).
Went to see this purely on your recommendation — I hadn’t heard of it and wouldn’t have, I am so out-of-the-loop on movies — and WHOA. An existential Western. Loved it.
Too old for a three year old? I really want to see it but don’t think it’d be suitable. Mind you, he thinks he’s 8…