Having been ‘at home during the day’ for many years now, I have a pretty high tolerance for rubbish radio. It can’t be easy filling all that silence. But this thing they’ve got on ABC 891 right now – hey folks, men and women approach the shopping differently, ring in now with your funny tales, listen to this, I always buy an extra scourer, scourers don’t go off boom-boom – is giving me the shits so badly that I am off to sort the washing more carefully.